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A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for
a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into
laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes
in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out
laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the
pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he
comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day
and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after
him, returning 20 minutes later.
"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yup."
"Where did he go?"
"Your house."
From Maxim magazine
a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into
laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes
in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out
laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the
pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he
comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day
and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after
him, returning 20 minutes later.
"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yup."
"Where did he go?"
"Your house."
From Maxim magazine
Yesterday's joke:
An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one
knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, "Well, you know that knee
is eighty years old. You can't expect too much."
"That's true," the man agreed; "but Doc, so is the other one and it's not
bothering me like this one!"
--Thanks to K. Meyer from Westfied, NC
An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one
knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, "Well, you know that knee
is eighty years old. You can't expect too much."
"That's true," the man agreed; "but Doc, so is the other one and it's not
bothering me like this one!"
--Thanks to K. Meyer from Westfied, NC
